Q: What should Iraq get for its air defence system?
 A: A refund.
 
 Q: What does Saddam Hussein want for Thanksgiving?
 A: Turkey.
 
 Q: Why did the U.S. armed forces blow up an air raid shelter?
 A: Because they couldn't find a Jetliner.
 
 Q: Have you seen the new Iraqui Flag?
 A: White stars on a white field.
 
 Q: What do you get when you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter?
 A: A full set of teeth.
 
 Q: Did you hear about the new musical group in Iraq?
 A: Their called "No Kids on the Block"!
 
 Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 A: It doesn't matter.  The electricity's been off for a month anyway.
 
 Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
 A: Foreign Ambassador.
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