Jokes

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily   exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"


Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower  when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock the tower. Sardarji    says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Two Sardarjis are in a railway station."Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first."No," answers the RR man."Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.

A passer by notices a Sardarji by the side of a lake,throwing bricks into the water. So he asks the Sardarji " Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?" The Sardarji takes a brick and again throws it into the water and says thoughtfully "See, I've been trying to solve the mystery: why are the
bricks rectangular and the waves circular?"

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